{"product_id":"raised-on-hose-water-neglect™-retro-camp-mug","title":"Raised on Hose Water \u0026 Neglect™ Retro Camp Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, cm\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.80 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, cm\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.60 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        \u003cp\u003eSome of us were raised on hose water, frozen dinners, rotary phones, and survival mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis nostalgic enamel campfire mug was created for the latchkey kids who learned independence early, handled adult responsibilities too young, and somehow kept going anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Raised on Hose Water \u0026amp; Neglect™”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand the reminder:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“We learned to survive.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis vintage-style mug blends humor, nostalgia, resilience, and recognition into one comforting everyday piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecoffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ework desks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecozy mornings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGen X gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003enostalgic home décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efellow latchkey kids who “get it”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003eBecause this isn’t just a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e#WErTHElatchkeyKIDS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRebuilding Forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz","offer_id":47699384533155,"sku":"21155551070112146772","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/4218\/2563\/files\/11313399630930458021_2048.jpg?v=1779693991","url":"https:\/\/werthelatchkeykids.myshopify.com\/products\/raised-on-hose-water-neglect%e2%84%a2-retro-camp-mug","provider":"#WErTHElatchkeyKIDS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}